I love puppies. They are so cute. My ideal puppy situation would be a safari-zone like park where I could go for walks and encounter wild puppies and play with them. Maybe I would even own my own puppy zoo. After a long days work of writing best-selling award-winning novels about superpowered puppies, or possibly of observing telescope scans of the early universe in search of signs of primordial puppy formation during big-bang puppy-synthesis, I would come home to my mansion and I could call for Carson (that is my butler’s name) to bring me a bushel of huskies, a couple poodles, and a jolly beagle and he would hand deliver them to me, and we would post all of our adorable pictures on tumblr.